75+ Clever Car Captions For Instagram

Over 75 clever captions that are sure to get you loads of likes.


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If you’re searching for the best car captions for Instagram, look no further! We’ve compiled a list of over 75 clever car captions that are sure to get you loads of likes.

Whether you want to flaunt your brand-new car, show appreciation to your old faithful, or just post your usual Tuesday car selfie, the captions below will help you find the perfect words for your next Instagram caption.

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Feel free to customize each caption and make it your own!

To help you do this, we used phrases like [age], [country], and [person] throughout this post so you can fill in the blanks with your own information.

We’ve also included tips for what kind of photo the captions will go best with.

Related: 23 Super Cute Car Poses For Women & Girls

A great caption paired with the perfect filter will make your photos impossible not to like.

So without further ado, let’s get started!

Car Captions For Instagram

New Car Captions

new car captions

These captions are great for Instagram posts about your new ride.

Related: 13 Fun Things To Do When You Get Your First Car

  1. New car, who dis?
  2. Today, I bought a car. I’m not sure what will happen tomorrow, but I’m ready for the journey.
  3. My new car is turning heads and breaking hearts.
  4. My new ride is purrrrrring 😻 
  5. Cheaper than a therapist, more satisfying than a new pair of shoes 
  6. New haircut, new car, same me.
  7. Hoping this car makes me as look as cool as [person]
  8. Just me and my new BFF 😍
  9. I’m not really a car person but this one’s pretty cute 😍 #newwheels
  10. No, I’m not lucky I’m blessed, yes 🙌 

Related: The Best First Car For New Drivers

Selfie Car Captions

Just snapped a cute car selfie? Try using one of the following car captions when you post.

selfie car captions
  1. If only parallel parking was as easy as taking a selfie. 
  2. Car pics >>>
  3. Car selfies >>>
  4. Act natural, it’s the cops *this caption is hilarious when your selfie is silly or far from natural*
  5. Honk if you think I’m cute
  6. [Age] and still havin’ a blast behind the wheel 🚗❤️
  7. When you’re too lazy to drive but still want a selfie in the car
  8. Went grocery shopping and got some snacks.
  9. My [parent] said we couldn’t have snacks in the car, but am I just supposed to walk?
  10. Princess on board

Related: 150+ Passenger Princess Captions For Instagram That Are Just Perfect

Funny Car Captions

funny car captions

The car captions below will definitely get you some chuckles and smiles from your followers.

  1. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s parallel parking. #Not
  2. I’m sorry for what I said when we were trying to park.
  3. If leather seats could talk, they’d probably tell me to shut up.
  4. I’m a pretty good driver, but I’m a terrible passenger…
  5. Now I just need to figure out how to parallel park
  6. I brake for no one.
  7. If you can’t handle me in traffic, you can’t handle me at all.
  8. Just another day in [City]… and another parking ticket to add to the collection.
  9. Got another parking ticket…
  10. If traffic was a tune, it would definitely be stuck in my head.
  11. I can finally drive without a map!
  12. If only traffic lights knew how to take a hint.
  13. Just because I have a driver’s license, doesn’t mean I know how to drive 
  14. I’m not a perfect driver, but I’m perfect for driving in traffic 
  15. my new driving skill: avoiding other drivers at all cost
  16. Treat yourself they said *at the gas station*
  17. Just because I have a nice car doesn’t mean I can drive.
  18. Just another day in Los Angeles, trying to avoid parallel parking at all costs.
  19. I’m not saying my car is better than yours, but it does have actual butterfly doors. 🦋
  20. Just because I have a nice car, doesn’t mean I’m a rich person. It just means I’m poor and have expensive taste.
  21. I’m not saying my car is fast, but it did come with a police escort 
  22. I’m not speeding, I’m driving faster than the speed of boredom 
  23. While the rest of the world is complaining about gas prices, I’m going to be here like… *for people with electric or hybrid cars*
  24. Spending more at the pump than I ever did at the bar *at the gas station*

Car Captions for Instagram for Girls

car captions for Instagram for girls
  1. Beep beep, bish
  2. Use your blinkers, bestie
  3. Just a virgin who can’t drive
  4. Get in loser, we’re going shopping
  5. Hot girls wear seatbelts
  6. Car girls do it better
  7. Just because I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a good car.
  8. Passenger Princess

Road Safety Captions

road safety car captions

Who says you can’t post abour driving safety?? These captions are great if you ever want to post a selfie with your seatbelt.

  1. Jesus take the wheel
  2. Good news – seatbelts are back in!
  3. Safety first
  4. This seatbelt really brings out my eyes.
  5. I like my seatbelt like I like my coffee… whipped!
  6. Click it or ticket! 
  7. Just because I wear a seatbelt doesn’t mean I’m not a wild spirit. 😜 
  8. Last time I didn’t wear a seatbelt, I ended up in the backseat. 

Good Car Captions for Instagram

good car captions for Instagram

These car captions are great for general posts about your car.

  1. My own magic carpet
  2. Shut up and drive
  3. I’m never lost — just exploring.
  4. Car rides are good for the soul
  5. Need a ride?
  6. Life is a highway and I’m just trying to find my way 
  7. One day, I’ll be driving down the street in my convertible with my hair blowing in the wind and the sun in my face
  8. Just me, the open road, and my thoughts.
  9. Going fast isn’t about the destination. It’s about the journey. 
  10. If life is a highway, I’m definitely speeding
  11. My GPS tells me I’m going places
  12. No matter what kind of day I’m having, I always feel better when I get behind the wheel.
  13. I’m not addicted to cars, I can quit anytime I want.
  14. I may not be perfect, but my car is.
  15. Cars are like shoes: you can never have too many.
  16. Adulting is getting your driver’s license and realizing you’re not invincible anymore.
  17. Road trip! Time to hit the open road and see what new adventures await 

How To Make Your Photos Prettier (& Get More Likes)

As we mentioned earlier, a great caption paired with the perfect filter makes your photo irresistible.

Below are some of our favorite filters to help your photos stand out more so you can get more likes.

P.S. You’ll need the Adobe Lightroom app to use these on your phone. Don’t worry — it’s free!

1. Natural Chic

2. Scandinavian Aesthetic

3. Neutral

4. Summer

5. Salted

6. Natural

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One comment

  1. “Absolutely love this collection of car captions for Instagram! As a car enthusiast and avid Instagram user, finding the perfect caption to showcase my love for cars has always been a struggle. This list is a game-changer! It’s incredibly comprehensive and has inspired me to pair my car photos with amazing captions that truly capture the essence of my passion. Thank you so much for curating such a fantastic resource! Can’t wait to see what other gems you have in store. Keep up the great work! 🚗✨ – Nicholas Jensen”

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